Tumbles in the Aether

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Reblog this if its okay to send ridiculously sexual things to your inbox
Villager: Jesus, quit walking all over all my water! What, were you born in a barn or something!?
Jesus: I'm not walking all over your water, I'm walking all over your...
Jesus: *flash of light*
Jesus: wine!

tieltavern:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

THIS PROVES IT, BIRDS ARE NOT REAL

k-eke:

First of all, thank you very much ! Merci beaucoup ^u^

Never excepted so much likes on the legend of Zelda : Feather Time, so I tried to see if it works with some games …. now I think I can see birds and pigeons on everything ! Imagine these epic games only with pigeons and turtle doves !

I’ll call this idea: Story-bird ! 

If you could choose only one game on the list, which one would you choose ? :p 

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25

26*

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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