if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
THIS PROVES IT, BIRDS ARE NOT REAL
First of all, thank you very much ! Merci beaucoup ^u^
Never excepted so much likes on the legend of Zelda : Feather Time, so I tried to see if it works with some games …. now I think I can see birds and pigeons on everything ! Imagine these epic games only with pigeons and turtle doves !
I’ll call this idea: Story-bird !
If you could choose only one game on the list, which one would you choose ? :p
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,