Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
So I mentioned to a girl at work that I’d sent her a friend thing on facebook so she’d check on it. We’d discussed this previously, but then she went to california for the weekend so i figured she’d forgotten.
then, ONCE AGAIN, this other guy jumped in on the end of the conversation and was like “don’t friend me on facebook!”
Dude, don’t you get it?
you owned a 3DS
then you sold your 3DS
No one wants to be facebook friends with a 3DS-seller.
There were two security guards outside of the newest tower downtown. They had black uniform shirts, with “security” on the back, like you expect. Except, the S in Security looked like the dragon S in the Shadowrun logo
“Autists are the ultimate square pegs, and the problem with pounding a square peg into a round hole is not that the hammering is hard work. It’s that you are destroying the peg.”—Paul Collins (Author of Not Even Wrong: Adventures in Autism)