IronMan: Shouldn’t you be in Canada tracking down your past or something?
Wolverine: I tracked Sabretooth here…
That’s it, that’s his whole character in two lines.
Amber was here. Amber was here. Amber waS HerE. AmBer was hEre. AMBER WAS HERE. AMBER. WAS. HERE.
if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
it is october tomorrow
(Source: theronhumphrey.com, via bekindplzrewind)
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO
(Source: xoxoxanel, via alpha-centauri)