Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute
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Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
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Of course I found the only Zumba instructor at the club to dance with 💃
How do so many people take high quality pictures of poor lighting and fast motion conditions.
and me over here i can barely instagram a slice of pizza.